Chapeau Sur Chien

Nic, or Nico, although a large, manly dog, will occasionally wear a "chapeau" on the Beltline. Rumour has it that Nic once spent a summer in gay Paris, or "on the continent". (A lot of dogs ask, "Where is the continent?" How do you explain geography to dogs that have only travelled to the cottage and back? You don't. You merely say, "It is very, very far away, and if you don't stop eating poop I will send you there too!)