Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Concerned

Some of the older dogs on the beltline are concerned about the amount of vicious ear-pulling going on. "Fun is fun," barks Dooley, "but I draw the line at my ears!" No names have been released, but rumour has it that a certain MAWF (aka Frankee) is the worst offender. "Off", "let go!", "Stop it right now or you will have a big time out little sir!" have all been shouted quite fiercly... to no avail. The MAWF persists and Dooley suffers. Perhaps the solution lies in Bitter Apple, a product used to stop puppies from chewing on furniture. Dooley, however, refuses to apply the product to his dangly appendages, claiming that, "My ears are not furniture!" and "Frankee should know better!". Two very good points Dooley!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ears are tender
ears are sweet
leave them alone
find something else to eat!

Anonymous said...

Mawfs are cunning
mawfs are quick
ears taste better
than a stick